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I was waiting on pins and needles for the Jack’s Blowjob Lessons guy to find me. And finally, he did!

Hello

My name is Jack. I’m the author of a popular guide called “Jack’s Blowjob Lessons” ( you can Google it ), I ran into your blog ( site ) and I believe that your readers might find my…

I recall this guy. One of my favorite quotes from him has to be

“Blowjobs are a crucial part of a successuful relationship. Accept that as a fact - most guys would leave you for a girl that gives better blowjobs than you. We live in the year 2011, not some 19th century conservative society where talking about blowjobs would get you burned on the bonfire.”

or even better

“Girls, get real. The basis of a great relationship is great sex. You may have a great personality and looks, but when your man discovers another woman who sucks like an angel from heaven, your relationship may collapse worse than a house of cards in a thunderstorm.”

Because obviously if your man finds another woman and manages to learn anything about her oral prowess firsthand, your relationship is on shaky ground because she may be better at oral sex than you.